If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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