What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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