i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He kissed a someone with a penis
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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