My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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