Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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