make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
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