i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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