You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
tell me about the fingering
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