It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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