I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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