You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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