Three words: puerto rican gang bang
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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