I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
