Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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