Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
My vagina just recognized that song.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
