That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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