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How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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