I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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