I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
ugly people sure do ruin things
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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