Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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