I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
she peed on how many people?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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