Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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