Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We smell like vodka and hangover
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