He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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