yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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