It's like God shit irony all over that family
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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