I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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