you guys were way drunker than both of me
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
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