How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
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