An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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