They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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