oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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