Plan B is the new Plan A
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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