sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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