Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Worst walk of shame everrr. Hopefully the thought of me walking 20 minutes in the freezing cold with someone else's sweatpants, a bra on & high heels will cheer you up today.
Oh god there are people jogging. Fuck off productive people, you don't know me.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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