Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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