please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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