She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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