you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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