are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
my poor anus
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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