Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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