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Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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