I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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