goodnight i made you a song goodbye
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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