yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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