Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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