I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
BRING THE BAGELS
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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