So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
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