I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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