I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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