He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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