I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I did not marry a roomba.
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